Prodigy Blogs from the Bing "Sales Are Down, No! Fans Are Clowns"

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"SALES ARE DOWN? NO. FANS ARE CLOWNS!!!" WHAT'S UP TO ALL MY PEOPLE ON THE SITE? THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT. I'D RATHER HAVE 10 TO 20 THOUSAND REAL PEOPLE THEN ONE MILLION IDIOTS BE A PART OF SOMETHING: GENUINE, AUTHENTIC AND FACTUAL.. NOT SYNTHETIC, IMITATION, AND BOGUS.

DID YOU ALL SEE THE MOVIE JERRY MCGUIRE? WELL, IN THAT MOVIE TOM CRUISE WORKS FOR A MAJOR SPORTS AGENCY THAT HAS MANY CLIENTS AND IS A HUGE MONSTER MACHINE OF A COMPANY. DURING A GAME, ONE OF CRUISE'S CLIENTS GETS INJURED AND HE VISITS HIM IN THE HOSPITAL WHILE THE PLAYER'S FAMILY IS THERE. AFTER THE VISIT CRUISE WALKS OUT TO LEAVE AND BUMPS INTO THE PLAYERS SMALL 10 YEAR OLD SON IN THE HOSPITAL HALLWAY. THE SON OF THE INJURED PLAYER ASKS CRUISE, "DON'T YOU THINK ITS TIME FOR MY DAD TO RETIRE?" THE BOYS FATHER IS OBVIOUSLY A VETERAN PLAYER WHO HAS TAKEN A LOT OF ABUSE ON THE FIELD AND HE WANTS TO ENJOY LIFE WITH HIS DAD WITHOUT HIS BEING PERMANENTLY INJURED, PARALYZED OR WORSE.

TOM CRUISE LOOKS AT THE BOY AND SAY'S "WHAT? YOUR DAD IS A MACHINE, HE CAN'T BE STOPPED-NOTHING CAN HURT HIM." KNOWING HE TOLD THE BOY A LIE, ONLY CARING ABOUT MAKING MORE MONEY OFF HIS DAD.

THE BOY THEN REPLIES, "YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET YOU!" AND, THE BOY STORMS OFF BACK TO HIS FATHER. LATER THAT NIGHT IN CRUISE'S HOTEL ROOM, HE HAS A CHANGE OF HEART AND REALIZES THAT WHAT HE SAID TO THE LITTLE BOY WAS MORALLY WRONG. SO, HE COMES UP WITH A BRILLIANT IDEA TO WRITE A MISSION STATEMENT FOR HIS SPORTS AGENCY COMPANY-THAT HE'S A PARTNER IN. A "MISSION STATEMENT" IS AN EXPLANATION OF WHAT YOUR COMPANY IS ALL ABOUT, WHY AND HOW THE COMPANY IS DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE REST. IN HIS STATEMENT, CRUISE EXPLAINS THAT THE COMPANY SHOULD REPRESENT FEWER CLIENTS IN ORDER TO HAVE A MORE PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH EACH CLIENT, WITH SPECIAL ATTENTION TO INDIVIDUAL NEEDS. THIS OF COURSE WENT OR GOES AGAINST THE LAWS OF THE GREEDY, MONEY HUNGRY, CORPORATE WORLD AND AGENDA. SO, WHEN HE REVEALS HIS "MISSION STATEMENT" TO THE REST OF HIS COLLEGUES. THEY ALL SMILE IN HIS FACE WHILE OPENLY CONGRATULATING HIS IDEA, BUT THEN SECRETLY HE'S FIRED FROM THE COMPANY THE NEXT DAY. SO, CRUISE STARTS HIS OWN AGENCY WITH THE HELP OF ONLY ONE BRAVE WOMAN WHO BELIEVED IN HIS MISSION. CRUISE LOST ALL HIS CLIENTS AND WAS "BLACK LISTED" BY COMPANIES. MEANING, THE COMPANY TOLD THE REST OF THE SPORTS WORLD TO "STAY AWAY FROM HIM," HE'S CRAZY!" CRUISE WAS LEFT WITH ONE CLIENT WHO WAS AN UP AND COMING FOOTBALL PLAYER "CUBA GOODING JR."

THE REASON I'M TELLING YOU ABOUT THIS MOVIE IS BECAUSE IT'S EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. I'VE DECIDED TO DO THE SAME THING AS JERRY (TOM CRUISE) MCGUIRE. I'VE REALIZED THAT THIS GREEDY, EVIL CORPORATE WORLD IS DESTROYING THE REAL WORLD. IT'S DESTROYING OUR YOUTH, RAP MUSIC, AND HUMANITY AS A WHOLE. I'VE OPENLY MADE MY "MISSION STATEMENT'S" WITH A "S," ON MY HNIC2 ALBUM, IN MY BLOGS, AND I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE MOBB DEEP'S "HELL ON EARTH." BUT, NOW IN 2008, I FULLY OVERSTAND MY MISSION AND I CAN ARTICULATE ITS PURPOSE BETTER THAN EVER BEFORE. WHEN, I RECENTLY RELEASED MY "MISSION STATEMENT'S," THROUGH MY HNIC2 ALBUM AND BLOGS-IT SEEM AS THOUGH, JUST LIKE THE MOVIE "JERRY MCGUIRE," PEOPLE SMILED IN MY FACE AND THEN "FIRED" ME OR "DISMISSED" ME BEHIND MY BACK. BECAUSE, WHAT I STAND FOR NOW IS COMPLETELY AGAINST WHAT THE CORPORATE WORLD IS ALL ABOUT.

JUST LIKE THE MOVIE, I ALSO BELIEVE LESS IS MORE. I DON'T CARE FOR MILLIONS OF FANS BUYING MY ALBUM. I'D RATHER HAVE 200 THOUSAND OR 500 THOUSAND STRONG SUPPORTERS BUYING MY MUSIC AND PRODUCT-LESS IS MORE. IF I ONLY SELL 100 THOUSAND ALBUMS, THEN ME AND MY 100 THOUSAND SUPPORTERS WILL COMPLETE THE MISSION I'M NO LONGER INTO GREED. I DON'T WANT FANS ANYMORE, BECAUSE THE DEFINITION OF A FAN IS A FANATIC. THE PEOPLE WHO BUY MY PRODUCT AND RIDE WITH ME ARE MY SUPPORTERS NOT FANATICS. A FANATIC IS SIMILAR TO A LUNATIC, A PERSON WHO IS OUT OF THEIR SANITY. MY SUPPORTERS AS WELL AS MYSELF ARE IN OUR SANE AND ARE FULLY CONCIOUS OF WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. WE ARE FULLY AWARE OF ALL THE BULLSHIT.

JUST LIKE THE MOVIE, MY SMALL GROUP OF SUPPORTERS AND I WILL DOMINATE AND WIN AT THE END. CAUSE PURE CLEAN WATER IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE CHOSEN OVER UN-PURE FILTHY WATER, WHICH WILL POISON YOU IF YOU CONSUME IT. MAYBE MY COMPARISION TO JERRY MCGUIRE WILL HELP YO TO BETTER SEE MY POINT-OF-VIEW. I'M BRINGING RAP MUSIC BACK TO WHERE IT STARTED: FOR THE HOOD, AND BY THE HOOD. RAP ISN'T CORPORATE. IT HAS GROWN TO INFILTRATE CORPORATE AMERICA AND THAT'S GOOD, BUT ONLY IF IT STAYS GROUNDED. IT'S BRANCHES CAN REACH THREW THE WINDOW'S OF CORPORATE SKYSCRAPERS. YET, ITS ROOTS MUST REMAIN DEEPLY IMBEDDED IN THE HOOD AND HE ROOTS MUST REMAIN THE MOST IMPORTANT, INFLUENTIAL PART OF IT ALL.

IT'S TIME TO MANICURE THE RAP TREE AND TIME TO CLIP A BUNCH OF UNWANTED, UNPLEASANT, ANNOYING ASS BRANCHES AND MOSTLY THE ONES THAT HAVE REACHED THOSE CORPORATE WINDOWS, BECAUSE IT'S POISIONING THE REST OF THE TREE-- IT'S EFFECTING AND INFECTING THE ROOT LIKE CANCER.

LOOK AT J.Z., IN THE PICTURE AT THE TOP OF THIS BLOG. IS THAT REPRESENTING B.K. TO THE FULLEST? I THINK NOT. JAY Z HAS PROVEN TIME AND AGAIN THAT IS BRANCH NEEDS TO BE CLIPPED. HE'S NOT ALONE AND I'M NOT DISCRIMINATING. WHOEVER IS NOT PROMOTING A PURE WAY OF LIFE, IT'S TIME TO GO. YOU ARE POISIONING THE REST OF US AND ESPECIALLY THE YOUTH. THEY FIRED JERRY MCGUIRE FOR SAYING SIMILAR THINGS, BUT HE BELIEVED IN HIS MISSION AND SO DID HIS SUPPORTERS. THEY WON AT THE END AND SO WILL WE!!!! I'M MAKING IT COOL TO BE NATURAL-BE YOURSELF. NOT THE IMAGE OF THE BEAST.

J.Z. IS A FOLLOWER. HE FOLLOWS THE LATEST TRENDS. WHATEVER'S NEW HE FOLLOWS IT, SO HE CAN CLAIM HE STARTED SOMETHING.

PRODIGY IS A LEADER. I GO IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. I CHOOSE MY OWN PATH. I WAS ONCE LOST, BUT NOW I AM FOUND. AND, I WILL HELP TO GUIDE OTHERS, BUT THEY MUST BELIEVE THAT I KNOW THE WAY. IT PAINS THEM TO SOON HAVE TO ADMIT THAT PRODIGY IS RIGHT. WATCH HOW MANY RAPPERS LIKE J.Z. ARE ABOUT TO FOLLOW MY PATH, BUT THEY WILL RESIST FOR AS LONG AS THEY CAN.

SEE Y'ALL AT THE CROSSROAD.